Asbestos

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Joined: September 11, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 217389
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I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
 at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.
 

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He said, I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but they lived underwater.

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dad: Why are you getting all dressed up?
me: I'm going on a date.
dad: Honey, I'm sure your computer will like you no matter what you look like. 
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Dear 11:11,
You owe me ten boyfriends, meeting Josh Hutcherson, straight teeth and a million dollars. And I don't accept coupons.
Thanks, bye.

♥

 






 

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You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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Who else really wants
                                        A pear phone from victorious?              
 
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At the park I saw
a little boy sleeping
on a bench.
So I called the police &
told them that I saw
a kid napping.
They over reacted.

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Parents : Why are you awake so early?
Me : Who said I went to sleep? 
 
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It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.
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Me:   Hey i just met you-
Stranger: (walks away)
Me:   NOW YOUR JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW!!!!!

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