Ash_789it

every quote on witty is either popular because:
a) looks pretty
b) about one direction
c) was popular somewhere else.

smh.

^{Today, I was babysitting, and the kid I babysit wanted to play "The Game of Life".
*Lands on the 'Get Married' space
Me: Okay, pick a girl piece outta there.
Him: Nuh-uh. I want you to fit into my car next to me.
♥} 

that frustrating moment when.......
you pull your earbuds out of your pocket or purse & have to spend 15 minutes untangling them.
fml.

I hope everything goes okay when Snooki has her baby.
She'd hate to hear the doctor say "We have a little Situation here".

Yesterday I was hanging out with my cousin Molly.
Molly:  Is cousin Madison coming today?
Me: No.. She's at her house far away.
Molly: Where?
Me: In Las Vegas like 3O hours away!
Molly: That's where unicorns live


(:
I love her

Coca Cola went to town......

Pepsi Cola knocked him down...

Dr. Pepper picked him up ...Now we're drinking

7up.....7up got the flu......

Now we're drinking Mountain Dew.... Mountain Dew fell

off the mountain.. Now were drinking from the fountain.... Then the fountain somehow broke....

Now we're drinking Cherry Coke......

cherry coke lost his Cherry.....Now we're drinking Sprite with Berry....

Berry Sprite said "OH DEAR"...

Now were drinking Root Beer...

Root Beer said: "Now what a joke"...

Now were back to good ol' Coke.

Am I like the only one with a basic profile layout?
D:

I'm gonna beat you with my
Rainbow
Weiner!

Yo Momm'a so fat:
Her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd!(:

Lol.. This one is for mah new "buddy" and you know who yah are <3

If you don't act as if your name is on the bill-boards:
It will never be(;