Ashwe110

*in history class*
Teacher: * talking*..and they would go in one direction
Me: o.o
Class :o
  **awkward silence**
Teacher: * looks around* oops ..sorry..i said one direction..moving on

this is why i like public school better..

*in history class*
Teacher: * talking*..and they would go in one direction
Me: o.o
Class :o
  **awkward silence**
Teacher: * looks around* oops ..sorry..i said one direction..moving on

this is why i like public school better..

To everyone who doesn't have a valentine
feel free to call me your valentine :D

i've gotten to a point where i assume every single person i talk to finds me annoying and actually doesn't wanna talk to me

NMQ

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to

represent Valentine's Day.

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short,

chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

N M Q

What if you are home alone one day &
you sneeze then your phone rings &
you answer it and someone whispers: "Bless You" &
Then hangs up.

But Really #4
 Why do you think it's ok to walk
        super slow in the hall and on top
            of that walk in a pack so noone can pass you.

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: *rolls eyes* Did what hurt?
Guy: When you broke through earths crust and ascended from hell

If you feel the need to kidnap your child, there's a reason why you don't have custody in the first place.

SNOW DAY!!!!
anyone else got one?