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dear sam;
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4109914
please help me! idk what to do. and what i didnt mention in it is that i got really close to kissing the second guy in the quote. thank you sooo much! (:

i need tonnnnns....

Hey sam:)
youll never guess what im here for... Oh fang your nright... Its advice.

Okay well i like 4 guys and i cant decide which one i should like more and stuff and which onhe i wuld have a better chance woth. Okay so im basically your middle class girl. Im not a loser nor am i the most popular im kinda inbetweeb. Im really loud and sppazzy and fun . The first guy i like is about 1 inch shorter then me and hes super nice we tali all the time and hang but were just friends. I think we lik eachother but im not sure. The 23nd guy is nice and funny and super tall but i barely know him and he doesnt seem to know me. Its the same with number 3. And 4 is really nice and funny and we talk and sit next to eachother an dmy friends say wed make a cute couple but i dont think he likes me tht way .. Help plz. And srry this is lo9ng but i need some advice so thanks sam!

okay well i like this guy, he's a year older then me but two grades above me. we text a lot (he sends me smileys :) ) and everytime we see eachother in the halls we wave. hes bisexual really into music and fashion and just all around amazing (well of course i would think that) anyways, how can i get his attention and build up the guts to talk to himm? thanks :)

you wanna knoe what happpen
he drove down to my house.
he told me he broke up with her
so he kissed me an all the next
dayy when he went home he qot back
toqether wit his stupid sister
i told him to never talk to me aqain....!

the sucky thinq is i wish we were friends
cause i was always there for him throuqh every
thinq an it sucks that you qo from talkinq
everyday to never talkinq at all

i do want him back
yesterday he wanted to webcaminq wit me
we sat there for four ours. an he told me
that im his qf i was like boy stop playinq
like you broke my heart once i ain't tryna qet it broken aqain. he said he wasn't qonna do it aqain
all his friends told him to qet back with me cause they see hes not happy wit the qirl hes wit. so idk its jus confusinq

but like i kinda sorta might have feelings for my friend but idk cause we did go out for like a day like two years ago and like theres always been something between us idk ughughugh. boys make life so complicated./: thanks for the comment too(:

heyy;; my ex is datinq this qirl but still calls me sometimes to talk..but his qf hates me so he calls when shes not around ..idk what to do like im tired of this we were datinq for 8 months and then we broke up an he started datinq her but told me he missed me before now we never talk an he deicdes to call? like blahh idk what to do

OMG!! SO YA! MY BF BROKE UP WITH ME LIKE A WEEK AGO(4 REASONS I CANNOT SAY ON WITTY!!) AND NOW HE WANTS 2 GET BACK 2GETHER!!!! I WAS LIKE NO WAY JOSEA!!!! HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE NOW!!!! UGGGGGG!!!

Hey; i just need help with this boy i would really like it if yu gave me some advice[:
well we both like eachother and we both know that but for some reason he doesnt talk to me alot && idont know if i should wait for him to ask me out i really like him alott!
but i get over guys really quickly and i dont want that to happen with him.
should i confront him or just wait a little while?

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heyy,my friend likes this guy whos been her friend forever and they live across the street from eachother and he likes her SO much but she doesnt realize it. he goes over her house all the time to play gutair with her brother and i was there yesterday. today i wasnt there and he was like hey wheres that creepy girl. i dont want him to like me but i would love to be really good friends. does he think im weird or was he kidding? whatta u think?

hey,
i was in art class today and m two really good friends got in this fight because one of them kept stabbing the other in the face with a pen, it was suppposed to be a joke i guuess and she just meant to poke her to draw on her and fool around. i guess she did it harder than she thought and it really hurt but my other friend forgave her. then later she drew on her drawing with pen on purpose. then my friend forgave her again and she started fooling around too and stabbed(more like poked sorta) her in the face too, only on her forhead whereas my other friend had been doing it on her cheeks. anyways, since theres less skin on the forehead and more bone than the cheeks, it left a little dent and she kept saying that it hurt a lot. i think they both used the same amout of force, just on different parts of their faces. but my friend who got stabbed in the forehead made a big deal about it and told the teacher and then all the kids in the class even though she was the one to start it in the first place and she stabbed the other girl 3 times and drew on her picture. so just because it left a little indent on her forehead, she made a big deal out of it. i dont know what to do because m friend is worries she'll have to go to the principles office and get in trouble even though she got hurt too, she just didnt make a big deal out of it.

please! helllllppp me! :(

heyy i need advice its been something thats been bugging me for like ever now. i was texting my crush and asked him if he would ever give me a chance when he replyed he said im to young for him the sad thing is hes a year older than me i really like him i just dont no what to do at this point.

hi,
i rlly need some advice its sorta a freindshiop crisis. i siad a secret i wanst suppsed 2 say and now that person is rlly mad at me. i told hte person that she likes that she liked him. now she says she cant b herslef around him. shes putting so much guilt on me and she is talkin behind my back withone ofher freinds they whisper then look at me and laugh. i feel so upset!!! wat i did wasnt taht bad i mean everyone makes mistakes. and now alot of her freinds r budding into my bussiness asking y would i do that wen its just between me and her. now there call me names and curses, and the lsit goes on forever, i dont know wat 2 do PLS HELP!!! i cant even go 2 rec happily without comnig back miserable with tear ALMSOT trickling down my cheeks, i always leave rec with tewars in my eyes. i hve so much depresion now, and one girl through a moldy apple at me during rec casue of wat i did. most of the girls r over-exagerating, and ik i did something bad but they dont even know me and there talking behind my bak. this is an emergency. its been goin on for days. the grils is a brat, spoiled, and self-centered. seh always gets wat she want and wen she wants it. and wen seme1 does something mean 2 her everyone goes against that person. she stayed mad at me for so long. and they say im bullying them but idont get how i am, and there calling me names and its not even there business. i cant stand the whispering in the halls anymore its driveing me nuts about only 20-30 ppl r nice 2 me there used 2 b alot more im so upset pls helpp thxxx
-melanie

hi,
i rlly need some advice its sorta a freindshiop crisis. i siad a secret i wanst suppsed 2 say and now that person is rlly mad at me. i told hte person that she likes that she liked him. now she says she cant b herslef around him. shes putting so much guilt on me and she is talkin behind my back withone ofher freinds they whisper then look at me and laugh. i feel so upset!!! wat i did wasnt taht bad i mean everyone makes mistakes. and now alot of her freinds r budding into my bussiness asking y would i do that wen its just between me and her. now there call me names and curses, and the lsit goes on forever, i dont know wat 2 do PLS HELP!!! i cant even go 2 rec happily without comnig back miserable with tear ALMSOT trickling down my cheeks, i always leave rec with tewars in my eyes. i hve so much depresion now, and one girl through a moldy apple at me during rec casue of wat i did. most of the girls r over-exagerating, and ik i did something bad but they dont even know me and there talking behind my bak. this is an emergency. its been goin on for days. the grils is a brat, spoiled, and self-centered. seh always gets wat she want and wen she wants it. and wen seme1 does something mean 2 her everyone goes against that person. she stayed mad at me for so long. and they say im bullying them but idont get how i am, and there calling me names and its not even there business. i cant stand the whispering in the halls anymore its driveing me nuts about only 20-30 ppl r nice 2 me there used 2 b alot more im so upset pls helpp thxxx
-melanie

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