*Le Kid bugging me in 7th period*
Kid: Are you
gothic?
Me:
Totally.
Him: Do you
cut your wrists?
Me: No.
Him: Are you a
Satan worshipper?
Me:
Possibly.
Him: Is your
favorite color black?
Me: No, my
favorite color is the color your blood will turn once I slit your
throat and offer you to my dark lord, Satan.
Needless to say, he left me alone.