Most Moms when their daughters ask if
they can help bake cookies:
Daughter: Mom, can I help you bake
cookies?(:
Mother: Of course you can
darling!(:
My Mom when
I ask if I can help bake cookies:
Me: Mom, can I help
you bake cookies?(:
My Mom: Just wait, you can do the last one.
Me: ..Okay.
-waits-
My Mom: Okay, you can do this one now. Hurry up.
Me:
Mom: HURRY UP! DO IT FASTER!
Me: .____.
D e r p .