AutumnEatsAlaska

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Joined: May 21, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: March 24
user id: 360776
I'm Autumn and of course,I ate Alaska. I love food,cats,guys with beards and food.

Bam.

Quotes by AutumnEatsAlaska

I could be your summer, I could be your winter, I could make your little little little lip quiver.
he texted me: "your adorable." i replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable." now he likes me all i did was point out his typo..
What starts with "G" and ends with "ay"? It's Gerard Way.
If I push you down a wishing well,it's out of love. Remember it.
Imagine Jurassic Park but with Scene kids. They're getting chased by Velociraptors and they stop running: "Guys, I think it's okay, he said 'Rawr,' I think he loves us." *Face gets f**king eaten*
How to get a guy to like you: 1.)Grab his waist. 2.)Slowly slip your hands into his pockets. 3.)Steal wallet. 4.)Rip off his hoodie. 5.)Don't even talk to him,run away. Now you have another hoodie to put in your stolen hoodie collection and money . You're welcome .
I am that faded petal,crushed under your feet and she is that perfect rose,freshly cut.
I hate how everyone keeps telling me to stay warm. Like no thanks,I'm going to just stand outside in the snow.
I hope I become attractive this year.
Girls ask me out more then guys do.