AverageBlonde37

Status: A singular pringular that loves to mingular ;* <3
Joined: December 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 254595
Gender: F
Haaaiiii derrrrr!!!!! It's Mderp!!! That's what my cross country team calls me. So yeah hi um in my profile picture is my mom, dad, and sister (I'm in the green). The only things missing are my three, yes three, "lovely" older brothers. I total that makes 7 family members in total, and me the youngest... yay I am a sophmore in high school. I really love my friends and family with all my heart. Like I honestly don't know what I would do without them. My favorite activities include: dancing, laughing, singing, acting, running, ab exercises, playing lacrosse, being immature, stalking people on social media, stalking "mutual friends" on facebook/twitter/instagram, listening to music, aleatoriamente a hablar en espaÃ�±ol, hanging out with my friends, fanigirling over Channing Tatum and Troy the Tiger (AKA El Tigre, AKA Trpy Kent), playing the violin, eating, sleeping, and going crazy. *To avoid confusion, I am SINGLE* LOLZ CATZ ADVENTURE TIME k bai ;* xoxoxo Mderp <3

AverageBlonde37's Favorite Quotes

F is for friends who do stuff with out you.
U is for ur alone
N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home
One day, I was talking to someone really religious and we were talking
about our views on gay marriage. The person said, "Gay people aren't allowed to get married because, in the eyes of the church, marriage is meant for people to have children." Then, I asked why people why women who were unfertile and therefore couldn't have kids could get married and the person was like, "Uhhhh". I don't know what came over me, I just literally yelled "SWERVE!" at her and then I got in trouble.


Today in school,
someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
"This world sucks, so I created my own."
This quote does not exist.

me in the shower:

hello water you are warm be my friend
no water whAT ARE YOU DOING
THIS IS NEW ZEALAND NOT THE ARCTIC GODAMMIT
I AM GOING TO CRY-oh no wait that's better
time for shampoo
i got it in my eyes oh god no i'm going to be blind forever
get me a guide dog
or a guide boy
he can lead me around by his- no wait stop oh god what
i can see again anyway let's forget i ever thought that
I AM A WATERBENDER
I AM AN ARTISTIC WATER FOUNTAIN
I AM A GIRL FROM A PANTENE COMMERCIAL
*drops conditioner bottles*
no mum don't worry i haven't been murdered
let's get down to business to deFEAT the HUNS
i need to get out of this shower now
i don't want to get out of the shower
goodbye shower i am gone

 

 

I've gained about twenty five pounds since midway through last year and I'm a healthy weight now, and sure my tummy isn't flat like it used to be and my thighs touch, but I FINALLY HAVE BOOBS AND A REALLY NICE BUTT SO SCREW YOU

 



UsinMr Parker
 
♥ Logan ♥
C h a p t e r  46

 

 

 “It's not that funny!” I exclaimed as my mum, Zach and my dad laughed hysterically. They were laughing about me running after the newest edition to the family, Cookie and falling in the pool. Just two weeks ago I had graduated and just two weeks ago my parents excepted Zach into the family.
Mum, dad, this is my boyfriend, Zach Parker.”
It felt like we met a century ago.
Hurry up Logan,” Zach chuckled, teasingly as I rolled my eyes and put my shoes on. He was still laughing after seeing me fall in the pool.
As Zach and I walked out of the house, I asked, “Don't you have any sympathy for your girlfriend?” I crossed my arms over my chest and raised my eyebrows. Zach smiled, sweetly and kissed me.
I love you,” he told me.
I sighed, “You cannot do that every time I'm mad at you.” Zach and I arrived to the shops in no time and walked around hand in hand. I had called him yesterday telling him I had wanted to go to the shops and maybe watch a movie. He didn't say no, of course, he was just as excited as I was about being able to go out in public. Though, nobody had actually seen us together. Firstly, we went and watched one of the movies that had just came out and then I spotted a group of girls and guys I knew from school.
Oh my gosh! Mr Parker?” A girl from our grade cried out and then she saw me. “Logan?” I noticed her stare at our intertwined hands and just smiled. “Guys,” she called her friends. I wasn't exactly the closest with most of the girls but Rachel and Jasmine were also with them. I felt so awkward at that moment, I didn't think that it'd feel this way. They all looked at our hands and said nothing.
It's nice seeing you guys...” I said, my voice trailing off.
Yeah,” One of the girls – Joe said. “Are you guys like together or something?” She asked.
I nodded, biting my lip, “Yeah.”
Zach coughed, “Well I'm going to leave you to catch up with your friends and go get a table and order some food. Nice seeing you girls.” Zach kissed my lips softly and walked off.
Who would've thought,” Jack, one of the guys there said. “I never would've pinned you for a girl who would bang their teacher.”
I just shrugged, “Guess you didn't know me that well.”
I think they make a cute couple,” Rachel spoke. “I can tell he loves you. A lot.”
They do,” the other girls agreed and we spoke a while longer before I walked off to find Zach. I found Zach sitting at a table with some food in front of him. I sat down opposite him and he handed me my food. After we walked around the shopping centre for a while and then went to Zachs apartment.
We had one of the music channels on and I was dancing around his apartment singing, “But tonight I'm feeling 22!” Zach sat on his couch, watching me with an amused grin on his face. I walked over to him and straddled him.
I love you so much,” he breathed and kissed my lips. It was magic the way his lips connected with mine.
I love you too, Mr Parker,” I said not being able to get rid of the silly grin on my face.
What's got you so happy?” he asked, removing a strand on hair that fell onto my face.
Everything's just so perfect,” I replied.
Zach gave me a questioning glance as I softly chuckled.

To think this started off with me thinking I'd ever be able to leave Mr Parker.

THE END

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Teaser for epilogue: I was his and he was mine.
 {A/N There will be an epilogue! It might be out tomorrow or Thursday idk but yeah guys... :( This is the last chapter of UMP & I am so sad! Ahh!}

 




It's not whether you get knocked down,
it's whether you get up.
Vince Lombardi

 

When you're finished changing, you're finished.



Love is patient and kind, it is never jealous, 
love is never boastful or conceited, it is never rude or selfish, it does not take offence, nor is it resentful. Love takes no pleasure in others’ sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope and to endure whatever comes. (end of it) Love does not come to an end. There are three things that last, faith, hope and love and the greatest of these is love.