Avril1212

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Joined: March 11, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 283017
Gender: F

Avril1212's Favorite Quotes



A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
— Swedish Proverb
Normal teenagers sneak out and leave.
Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.
A friend called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
Fake hair,
Fake nails,
Fake tan,
Fake smile,
...
  and you're sure you girls wern't made in china?

 
  Everyone is born with sunlight in their hearts.
Don't let electric lights replace it   


Format by: Water307
I ain't gonna lie
W were all born to die!


You can walk straight through h.ell
 with a smile