AwesomeUsername

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Joined: July 9, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 192755
Location: Hogwarts during the school year, Camp Half-Blood during the summer
»My name is Harry Potter, I'm the king of the school.«
 
I'm better than everybody in the school
I'm hip and I'm awesome; all the girls know my name.
H-h-harry Potter-er-er -- that is my name.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter.
(do the shoo-be-doo-wops)
♥[[shoo-be-doo-wop, shoo-be-doo-wop]]♥

Quotes by AwesomeUsername


Lisztomania

-A need to listen to music all the time.
l'esprit de l'escalier (French)
That   feeling   you   get   when   you   leave   a  
conversation and think of all the things you
should have said.


There is no word in the English language for
this.

You had me at,
"I hate that b.tch, too."
I was talking to my friend about doing something on the last day of school and I accidentally said, "the season finale of school" instead of "the last day of school".
And that's when I knew.
The Quadratic Formula:
*war flashbacks*
Reasons Why I'm Single:
1. I can't marry a famous celebrity
2. I can't marry witty
3. I can't marry my favourite fictional characters
4. I'm too ugly for hot people and too hot for ugly people
Person: What are your talents?
Me: is the internet a talent
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
Yeah I wish I’d been a teen idle
Wish I’d been a prom queen
fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen
and burning up a bible
Feeling
super
super
super!
suicidal
me: *opens pizza box*
me: *snoop dogg voice*
greetings loved ones
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