Awesomename

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Joined: October 8, 2010
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 127946
Gender: F
My name's Nicole
Freshman
Not much else to say(:
Byee!




Quotes by Awesomename

A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his 

wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger.



The little girl sits behind a couch crying.

The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her

first Sunday school at church.


She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross.

The little girl then ask's the teacher, 

"How did that man get off the cross?"

The teacher replied, 

"He never did" .


Then the little girl argued, "Yes he did. Because the


night that my 


mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind



the couch, 


telling me everything was going to be alright". 


66% of you won't post this, 

But remember what the Bible says. 

"Deny

me in front of your friends and i shall deny you in

front of my 


Father". 
So re-post this, remember God saw you read this.

Anyone else remember the show "CatDog"!!
Like how did that even happen??
ME- "Mom, make me some food!"
MOM- " Make it yourself!!"
ME- "Nevermind, I'm not hungry......"

Story of my life :D

Today!
Kid in my class- I wanna make houses with 18 rooms each and the rent is free!
Teacher- Well, who are you gonna have clean the rooms?
Kid in my class- My mom.
lets just say, my teachers face was PRICELESS!! :)

When my headphones go in, my whole life becomes a music video :)

The awkward moment when you are trying to tell someone something funny, and all you can do is laugh and they just stare at you, like oookkkaaayyy............... :)

I always restart the game when I know I'm gonna lose.. :(

Mom- "There are a lot of weirdos out there"

Me- "Mom, I know, they're my friends............."

Have you ever noticed when someone gets hurt during an episode of SpongeBob, they always say "Oww, my leg". Not "Oww my arm" or "Oww my face". Its always the leg.
"IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" 
Me-"Grandma please, pull your shirt down!" 

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