Awkward96

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Joined: August 28, 2011
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I text/ talk in complete sentences not because I want to seem smart, but because I was taught to speek in complete sentences like a normal human being.
HEYYO
I'm Alyssa.
15.
Chicago.
Single.
  In the future I will be Jenna Marbles, marry Bo Burnham, and Phineas and Ferb are gonna build the wedding.
"Lets get ghost face wasted!"
Boho child right here.

I rather laugh as loud as I can and at the smallest things then spend my life being a negative person.
-Live.
 

Quotes by Awkward96

 
 
Pip pip da doodaly doo.

<3


 
I miss Drake and Josh. 
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OH MY GOD ONE DIRECTION JUST

HAD THIER CHICAGO CONCERT TODAY!!

 ya wana know what i did?!?!

 
swam in my pool...
 


#CouldNotCareLessSwag
 
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1889: Interesting tale my good chap.

2012: Cool story bro.
 

What has this world come to?

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SO. A while ago I started this story called For A Reason but I havn't finished it because I have been super busy with school and speech and junk like that. I really wana finish it because I like it, but i'm only going to finish it if people are going to read it. I know I have a few fans of it but they probably won't know if I continue the story. So ,if you wana, can you please read my story? it might be a few pages back but I think it's worth a read. I have a total of 6 chapters complete and again it's called For A Reason. Please comment if you want me to finish it!

Thanks guys. :)
P.S Sorry if there are like awkward spaces between lines. I can't control that.

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HUNGER GAMES
<3

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"Black Cat"
 

-Mayday Parade <3

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I don't always do my homework but when I
do...
 

...wait

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Pooping.
 

It's just something that insn't done correctly anywhere else but home.

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Drivers ed

 (n) The place where your friends
give you Gummie Bears and flavored popcorn
and laugh at you because you don't know
how to fill out permit forms.

 
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That moment
When you realize your gonna fail your drivers ed class
cause your sitting next to those two friends that
you always get in trouble for talking to.
Thanks Eme and Rachel.
 nmf

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