AwkwardTiger

Status: You see those quotes below? Yeah, they're pretty lame.
Joined: June 18, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 309875
Hello peoples. I'm gone. Enjoy the quotes.

Quotes by AwkwardTiger


Radio: I'm wide awake.
Me: I'm so tired.
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You know, I don't get why everyone wants me to be able to drive so bad.
I can barely get my foot or my shoulder around the doorframe without hitting it.
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Sometime in the future, I'd like to read my journal and go, "Wow, was I really this pathetic?"

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I would sent him a friend request,
But I'm pretty sure all I would get is a message that says, "I'm sorry, who're you?"
Why must I be so shy?

 

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In class the other day, I saw a guy staring at me.

Then I found out the clock and three other girls were in my general direction.
 
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Mom: Make sure you put on some sunscreen. You wouldn't want to get a laptop-burn.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You know me too well.
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Me: My life sucks!
Mom: What happened? Did one of your friends backstab you?
Me: No, I popped all the bubbles in that bubblewrap. Now I have no idea what to do.
Me: Since when do I have friends?
Mom: *facepalm*
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I must come across weirder or scarier than I think I do. People keep asking if it's alright for them to sit next to me in a classroom. There really isn't any empty seats. Besides, I'm pretty sure someone would yell at me if I said no. And what are they gonna do if I'm stupid enough to say no? Stand? I don't get it.
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Drake and Josh

 
Mrs Hayfer: Here's your essay, Drake.
 
Drake: A D-? What's wrong with it?
 
Mrs Hayfer: I don't know. Just write another one.
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Those times when you wish you could hug someone through the internet
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