Jessica♥*

Status: ergh.
Joined: January 2, 2013
Last Seen: 4 years
Birthday: July 4
user id: 344726
Location: who knows anymore
Gender: F

Why, hello there!

I'm Jess.
16 years old.
I guess I'm just your average girl.
& this will be your average page of info that you in no way needed to know
But if you actually take time to read it,
I commend you. *applause*

So, where do I start?
Oh, yes.
I have two very important boys in my life right now.
My cats,
Jeremiah and Spooky.
They're very furry gracious creatures,
and I'm in love with them.


Hmm, well Taylor Swift is my life.
She's my inspiration and my role model.
She brings flawlessness to a new level.
If you insult me, you're dead meat.
If you insult my idol, I'm feeding you to my dogs.

My dogs are vicious animals.
They're both maybe about two feet tall.
One is a Pembroke Corgi (Charlie)
and the other one (Archie) is a Basenji mix.

I have one brother.
His name is Nathanael.
My brother is one of my best friends.
He's an odd boy,
and he doesn't have an abundance of friends himself,
but I love him to the moon and back.
He always sticks by my side even when he probably shouldn't.

'Cause I can be a serious beyaatch.

I was born and raised in the wonderful New Jersey.
I moved to Tennessee in June 2012.
As much as I miss NJ, Tennessee has come to be a really good place for me.

Megan & Liz, and Ed Sheeran are also some of favorite singers.

I listen to all kinds of music.
Instead of me listing a million names of artists/singers/bands,
if you actually care, you can look at my likes and stations on Pandora.

http://www.pandora.com/profile/jessicap7499

I play a little flute.
AHAHA, jk.
played flute for like half a year but I suck at it.
I do play a little piano and guitar though.
I'm in the process of teaching myself.
YEAH! *gives self high-five*

I play World of Warcraft
'cause it's awesome sauce.

FOR THE HORDE.

The Walking DeadPretty Little Liars, Prison Break,
American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black,
Sword Art Online, Sherlock, 
Catfish: The TV Show, and Grey's Anatomy
are the best shows of all time.
Seriously, I watch way too much TV + Netlfix.

I like food.
I really like food.
Like, I really really like food.
Tacos & Mac N' Cheese are the bomb.com.

....

It's time to get serious.
I'll admit that I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
But I accept that
because I'm human.
And humans make mistakes.
There is no such thing as someone who is absolutely perfect.
This world is crumbling.
The walls are falling,
and more and more people are breaking.
We're falling apart.
This is the end of the world.
Not because a catastrophic event is gonna happen.

But because of us.
The people.
Personally, I think everyone needs to shape the f//k up.
When you catch up with reality,
it's a God d/mn shame.
Because nothing is as good as it seems.

 



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Quotes by Jessica♥*



if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.



Cutest thing ever:
When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it in their eyes, expression, and actions, and it's just the most adorable thing ever.

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I wouldn't be me without the sadness
I would be so hopelessly
AND UTTERLY BORING
So thank you God, genetics,
or whatever else has any part in it.
Thank you for giving me character,
EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO
deal with the mental anguish and demons inside me
everyday, for the rest of my life.
 

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Please don't remove this!



obama has had S.EX before.

how can we let a S.LUT rule the USA?!



what do you say to your sister if she is crying?

"are you having a CRISIS?"



I hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

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graduate,
go to a nice college,
AND RUN
as far away as you can
                  ”
-my mom


mean girls came out on april 30th, 2004.
the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn



you either:
-had a crush on zac efron at some point
-still have a crush on zac efron whether it’s strong or subtle
-are in denial about ever having a crush on zac efron

those are it those are the three states of matter when it comes to zac efron

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