Jessica♥*

Status: ergh.
Joined: January 2, 2013
Last Seen: 3 years
Birthday: July 4
user id: 344726
Location: who knows anymore
Gender: F

Why, hello there!

I'm Jess.
16 years old.
I guess I'm just your average girl.
& this will be your average page of info that you in no way needed to know
But if you actually take time to read it,
I commend you. *applause*

So, where do I start?
Oh, yes.
I have two very important boys in my life right now.
My cats,
Jeremiah and Spooky.
They're very furry gracious creatures,
and I'm in love with them.


Hmm, well Taylor Swift is my life.
She's my inspiration and my role model.
She brings flawlessness to a new level.
If you insult me, you're dead meat.
If you insult my idol, I'm feeding you to my dogs.

My dogs are vicious animals.
They're both maybe about two feet tall.
One is a Pembroke Corgi (Charlie)
and the other one (Archie) is a Basenji mix.

I have one brother.
His name is Nathanael.
My brother is one of my best friends.
He's an odd boy,
and he doesn't have an abundance of friends himself,
but I love him to the moon and back.
He always sticks by my side even when he probably shouldn't.

'Cause I can be a serious beyaatch.

I was born and raised in the wonderful New Jersey.
I moved to Tennessee in June 2012.
As much as I miss NJ, Tennessee has come to be a really good place for me.

Megan & Liz, and Ed Sheeran are also some of favorite singers.

I listen to all kinds of music.
Instead of me listing a million names of artists/singers/bands,
if you actually care, you can look at my likes and stations on Pandora.

http://www.pandora.com/profile/jessicap7499

I play a little flute.
AHAHA, jk.
played flute for like half a year but I suck at it.
I do play a little piano and guitar though.
I'm in the process of teaching myself.
YEAH! *gives self high-five*

I play World of Warcraft
'cause it's awesome sauce.

FOR THE HORDE.

The Walking DeadPretty Little Liars, Prison Break,
American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black,
Sword Art Online, Sherlock, 
Catfish: The TV Show, and Grey's Anatomy
are the best shows of all time.
Seriously, I watch way too much TV + Netlfix.

I like food.
I really like food.
Like, I really really like food.
Tacos & Mac N' Cheese are the bomb.com.

....

It's time to get serious.
I'll admit that I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
But I accept that
because I'm human.
And humans make mistakes.
There is no such thing as someone who is absolutely perfect.
This world is crumbling.
The walls are falling,
and more and more people are breaking.
We're falling apart.
This is the end of the world.
Not because a catastrophic event is gonna happen.

But because of us.
The people.
Personally, I think everyone needs to shape the f//k up.
When you catch up with reality,
it's a God d/mn shame.
Because nothing is as good as it seems.

 



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*Freedom* 5 years ago on quote #7067616
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Hello there!

I just started a new book called "There's Something Wrong With Dad!" If you're interested in reading this mystery thriller that included romance, murder and crime solving, check it out and tell me what you think!

https://www.wattpad.com/262971658-there%27s-something-wrong-with-dad-prologue

Thank you!! :)
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the1975* 7 years ago on quote #6956655
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I am in love with this quote. ♡
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supercalifredge 7 years ago on quote #6956655
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That was so spot-on.

But I read the whole thing and it went on like this and it sounded like someone who couldn't stop talking and there were no periods and at the end the voice in my head took a deep breath. Seriously.
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littledirectionerchristian* 7 years ago on quote #6953989
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This is my mom right here
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HakunaaMatata 7 years ago on quote #6953989
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Basically my plan
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Morgan* 7 years ago on quote #6953989
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I want to do that when I'm older but my mother says that I'm not allowed to go to college any more than three hours away. :(
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Jessica♥* 7 years ago on quote #6953989
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Once you are old enough to go to college, you are old enough to decide for yourself where to go. Your mom can't control that.
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Morgan* 7 years ago on quote #6953989
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True. I'm in 7th grade so I'm just going to try hard for the next 5 years to ho where I want...
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*AngelsAreBadass* 7 years ago on quote #6948865
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I'll take denial.
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Jessica♥* 7 years ago on quote #6948865
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ight. you know you want him, tho. he's fi-ine.
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*AngelsAreBadass* 7 years ago on quote #6948868
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You're telling me I'm going to wear pink for a show that I despise... Just for you?
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Jessica♥* 7 years ago on quote #6948868
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Yes, please. :)
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*AngelsAreBadass* 7 years ago on quote #6948868
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I have to buy pink stuffs ._.
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath 7 years ago on quote #6948868
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It was better last year when it was OCTOBER 3rd on a Wednesday AND my super awesome school decided to raise money for breast cancer research that day. IT WAS A SEA OF PINK AND PROBABLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Jessica♥* 7 years ago on quote #6948868
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That's amazing, omfg.
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[deleted] 7 years ago on quote #6948862
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Whale then!
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Emacy 7 years ago on quote #6948868
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;'(

http://imgur.com/fFEhOT9
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Jessica♥* 7 years ago on quote #6948868
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wait, no. i looked it up on google and it said the 30th?
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mtndewhm* 7 years ago on quote #6948868
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It's the 30th
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377092/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_Girls
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Steve 7 years ago on quote #6948205
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I really think there is a market for people to be "validated". Imagine subscribing to a service where you get encouraging texts or likes on the stuff you post online. It would be like a modern day penpal.
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Jessica♥* 7 years ago on quote #6948205
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I'm partially freaking out that you commented on my quote, ohmygod. But that would great!
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sexwithniallhoran69 7 years ago on quote #6947222
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that's called lactic acid and its the thing that makes your muscles hurt. I might be wrong so don't hate me if I am
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freak* 7 years ago on quote #6947203
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YES.
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Jordan.* 7 years ago on quote #6947225
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Ahem.
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*wookie bear** 7 years ago on quote #6947203
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why are you not making this happen.
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AnaCastro196 8 years ago on quote #6821454
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their round and squishy. Guys like to play with them
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6821454
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They're.
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lemon.cake* 8 years ago on quote #6630195
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The only raeson i watched it was becuase loagn lerman was in it. then the movie and book was really amzing.
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xXAnnaXx 8 years ago on quote #6647454
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My life, EXACTLY. I'd give you advice but I don't know what to do about it myself.
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chachawawabubu 8 years ago on quote #6647117
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I'm that friend. :)
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