AzaleaMeow

Status: Happy and contented.
Joined: July 24, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 320156
Gender: F

 
I always follow back. :D


(^_^)
I'm just a girl. I love being called pretty, but I'll never believe it. I'm not always right, but I hate admitting I'm wrong. I'm almost always smiling, but it's not always real. I can be read like an open book, but hide so much. I work hard at things, but don't always get what I deserve. I love Spongebob but i can't help wondering; what did Mr. Krabs have to f**k, to get a whale for a daughter!?

AzaleaMeow's Favorite Quotes

I hope you all have a great new year filled with healthy relationships, cute selfies, good grades, self confidence, and everything in between.

People:You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me:IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.
i say "do you wanna fight?" a lot for a girl who is 5'1" and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy.

Girls on their period period 
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK 
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*
More benefits to being a cat :
loved at any weight
its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
people believe you
when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
no deadlines or bills
not expected to wear clothing
not cold if naked
if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
cute whiskers
tail
super flexible
 


You know... There are some days I really feel
t h a t     t h i s     c o u l d     w o r k   ;     l i k e     y o u     a n d     I     a r e     f i n a l l y     g o n n a     g e t     i t     r i g h t   .

T h e n     t h e r e     a r e     d a y s     l i k e     t o d a y   ,    
w h e n     y o u     m a k e     m  e         w a n n a     t e a r     m y     f * c k i n g     h a i r     o u t .
 


when you stretch and your inner po/rn star moan comes out by accident


 


 
 Sometimes you tell someone
to never call you again
and then the phone rings
and you hope it's them
----
It's the most twisted logic 
of all time!

-John Mayer




 

 
 


Don't you dare make someone feel bad
   f o r     l o v i n g      s o m e t h i n g      t h a t      m a k e s      t h e  m      h a p p y .      ☮         
 
I hate how you're just born
out of nowhere,
forced to go to school,
forced to get an education,
forced to get a job,


What if I wanted to be a Cat?!