e*

Status: xoxo
Joined: April 3, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: August 28
user id: 355607
Location: new york
Gender: F
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Quotes by e*

Im so jealous of my cat. He has a life.
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lol
"Rainbow sprinkles arent awesome."
-Said no one ever.
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lol
Plot Twist: Im a weird penguin on Witty Profiles going on a wild adventure in the sea.
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lol
*Me When My Friend Falls*
Me: LOL, Learn how to walk!

*Me when my phone falls*
Me: OMG, Are you okay!? Are you okay baby?!!!!!
Are you?!!!
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lol
Warning: Objects in mirror may be sadder than they appear.
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lol
Remember those times when we we in kindergarten? Remember those times when someone would say "freaking" we would all say "Oooooooooooooh!"
I miss those times.
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heh
It's funny how a famous wittian could get 300 faves by making a quote saying "i ate a sandwich" but a non famous wittian makes the funniest quote but gets 2 faves.
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true
Im not fat.
Im fluffy.
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lol
That awkward moment when a old person has a better car than your parents.
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lol
"Yolo" Isn't a excuse to do stupid things.
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lol
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