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Member Since:Fri May 16 2008 18:49:20 EDT
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About:mmkay...
so, i love being around my friends ! THEY ARE AWESOMEE! (:
i love eating [ fave is cheese ], lmao wierd i know!
i do nott care what people think me.
i just be myself.. (:

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I wanna do it with you.
I wanna get hot and sweaty.
I wanna hear your heart beat real fast.
I wanna hear you breath hard right next to me.
But I just have one question for you.
Its a'yes' or a 'no'..
Want to go for a jog?

add to favs - #373722 by BAYYUMM on December 04, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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elephantt: why are your boobs on your back?!
camell: well thats a funny question coming from someone with a dick on its face!

add to favs - #365792 by BAYYUMM on November 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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girls used to want to see guys take their shirts off;
now its like, i want you to bite me. its bizarre. (:

add to favs - #363306 by BAYYUMM on November 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Rosalie: Is she even Italian?
Emmett: Her name is Bella!

lmao. ahh, i lovee emmmettt (:

add to favs - #363284 by BAYYUMM on November 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'

add to favs - #363151 by BAYYUMM on November 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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lastt christmas i gave you my heart
but the very nextt day you gave it away
this christmas to same me from tears
ill give it to someone specialll (:

add to favs - #363131 by BAYYUMM on November 28, 2008 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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There was a 5 year old girl names Katy. Katy always wore skirts. It was the first day of Kindergarten. Katy met a boy named Timmy. Timmy asked Katy to climb the jungle gym, so she did as he asked. When Katy got home, she told her mom ALL about her day including the jungle gym! Her mom said, "Don't you ever climb the jungle gym! He may just be trying to look at your underwear!" Katy didn't get why this was such a big deal! The next day, Timmy asked Katy to climb the jungle gym, so she did! She got home, and told her mom about her day. Her mom was very angry and said, "What did I tell you Missy? He may just be trying to look at your underwear!" Katy said, "I tricked him Mommy, I didn't wear any underwear today!"

add to favs - #361104 by BAYYUMM on November 27, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Close your eyes
and count by two's
when you get to five
ill stop loving you
<3

add to favs - #358243 by BAYYUMM on November 26, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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do you ever wish you could die
but be alive at your funeral
just to see who would be there
crying for you.

add to favs - #355724 by BAYYUMM on November 24, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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gosh, how hard do i have to tryy ?!
i do everything:
flirt with you
talk to you
make you notice me.
i tried everythingg!
but you still likee herrr.


ughh. crappy mood xD

add to favs - #346859 by BAYYUMM on November 18, 2008 filed under away messages - get code - report quote

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