BOYxoCRAZY

STRANGE BOOK TITLES
*note these aren't real books*
Pain In the Neck by Lauren Gitis
Over the Cliff by Hugo First
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Nightly
Bubbles In the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
Chest Pain Remedies by I Coffedalot
Skin Rash Remedies by Ivan Offleitch
Poo On the Wall by Hoo Flung Dung
Bad Falls by Eileen Dover
Run to the Loo by Willie Makeit
haha. see if you can figure them out!
**i got them all except 1!!**

it's just too little too late::
cause i'm bringin` sexy back;;
&& as a m a t t e r of f a c t --
my c h a i n s DO HANG LOW.
SO SMACK THAT <3

it's just too little too late::
cause i'm bringin` sexy back;;
&& as a m a t t e r of f a c t --
my c h a i n s DO HANG LOW.
SO SMACK THAT <3

&EVERSiNCEiMETYOU
Nobody else is even worth thinking about.<3

i wish it could just be simple,
like a retro pop song,
"i want you to want me "
boom: end of story.
we all live happily ever after.
[[John Tucker Must Die]]

GUYS ONLY ACT LiKE DiCKS
to make up for the ones they dont have =)

*~ten reasons to date a softball player~~**
10. we always use our hips for power
9. we can handle the heat
8. when it gets hard we always pull through
7. we always make sure we touch ever base carefully before scoring
6. we can be in 9 different positions for 75 mins
5. well go into extra innings if needed
4. were not afraid to get dirty
3. well go to any length to score
2. we dont mind playing with others
1. we always fight back if were behind in the game

*~ten reasons to date a softball player~~**
10. we always use our hips for power
9. we can handle the heat
8. when it gets hard we always pull through
7. we always make sure we touch ever base carefully before scoring
6. we can be in 9 different positions for 75 mins
5. well go into extra innings if needed
4. were not afraid to get dirty
3. well go to any length to score
2. we dont mind playing with others
1. we always fight back if were behind in the game

Remember that game "telephone"? When one person
would say something and by the end it was something completly different?
WELCOME TO MIDDLE SCHOOL.

~didn't know which one to but it under~

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger. Cause i can, cause i can do it better. There's no other. When's it gunna sink in? SHe's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?