Alfie*

Status: staring into your soul
Joined: June 5, 2012
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 305861




 

Quotes by Alfie*

Me after Summer: omg i cant wait for christmas
Me after Christmas: omg i cant wait for summer


H I A  I F   Y O U  U N D E R L I N E D  T H I S

Shortest Horror story ever:

Computer:
unable to connect to the internet.


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Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!


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         mum:
you can be really annoying sometimes
         me: well thats genetics






          mum: *staring at text.* what does idk mean?
          me: i dont know.
          mum: you text all the time, and you dont know?
          me: no, i dont know.
          mum: noone knows!
          me: *facepalm.*







I will never ever be
too old for Disney.



 
teacher on first day of school: so where did you guys go this summer?
student: i want to austrailia
student: i went to hong kong
me: i left my room a few times
-tumblr. not mine, but true. k

sorry for k'ing you.




 
 









                Person: I like your hair.

                Me: Thanks i grew it myself.




 



COUNTING PEOPLE IN CLASS
so you know which paragraph you will have to read out loud.






Who else remebers saying: "does your mum want
  to talk to my mum?"