Alfie*

Status: staring into your soul
Joined: June 5, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 305861




 

Quotes by Alfie*

Me after Summer: omg i cant wait for christmas
Me after Christmas: omg i cant wait for summer

H I A  I F   Y O U  U N D E R L I N E D  T H I S

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Shortest Horror story ever:

Computer: unable to connect to the internet.

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Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!

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         mum: you can be really annoying sometimes
         me: well thats genetics



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          mum: *staring at text.* what does idk mean?
          me: i dont know.
          mum: you text all the time, and you dont know?
          me: no, i dont know.
          mum: noone knows!
          me: *facepalm.*


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I will never ever be
too old for Disney.



 
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teacher on first day of school: so where did you guys go this summer?
student: i want to austrailia
student: i went to hong kong
me: i left my room a few times
-tumblr. not mine, but true. k
sorry for k'ing you.



 
 
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                Person: I like your hair.

                Me: Thanks i grew it myself.



 

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COUNTING PEOPLE IN CLASS
so you know which paragraph you will have to read out loud.

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Who else remebers saying: "does your mum want
  to talk to my mum?"



 

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