I take a potato chip...AND EAT IT.
Kendall - 18 - Florida
Hi, I hate strangers.
Therefore, I will hate you.
I'm a sarcastic person, Iaughing gets me out of
problems.
I always choose to move on, I never regret, that's the way my
life rolls.
My love life sucks c:
I hate bad grammar. Especially "your" & "you're".
I'll probably ignore you if you have that.
I have trust issues and Witty's gone boring these days.
people are boring. they're all humans.
Except two certain girls here.
Elena & Lexie.
You shall check 'em out, they are amazing.
I'm gonna go now. Bye
fhuck you
wtf witty?
you just commented and you ain't on.
something's freaky D:
c:
i love ya too c':
anywhoo. Haideree :3
vvvv
she's so like my fran -.-
wait. now we're sharing turns.
CONNOR. RUNNNN.
the monsterrrr will feed on youuu.
or me.
but you.
because i'd panic and run.
YEAH.
anyhew. i'm helike for an hour.
i'm findimg Witty childish.
so this site ain't a bigo deal here c:
reply when you can!:3
kay. xD
-sings-. dude. im the sick one . i dont even like that kind of music. -.-
and i sooo didnt get ANY of what youre saying. like. alk bullshhit. :3
THAT AINT YOU. you are..an alien..
UFO COMING THOUGH(me)
i shall terminate you. because i am..TE TEMINATOR.
i fight for muh citttttyyyy (he does that right?)
and for every Connor in the world. yeah? yeah. i love them :3
AND Y U NO INVITE ME?
mean mean mean. ths is the last time i give you chocolate.
you. you. stop calling me.
you: -looks at me weirdly-
nah not you. HER. I SHALL TERMINTE OR BURN YOUR HAIR NOOOOW.
oh look. its already burned. terminating it is c:
wyltf is wrong with me?-.-
ANYWHO. DUDE. I WANTS TO EAT HAIR.
or.anything sweet & pretty :3
look. food. wait. thats poison. STILL FOOD.
:D
CONNOR.
i just do that because i'm powerful.
like Mojo Jojo powerful c;
or powerful.
ya know. he muh leaderrr :D
anywho. Dylan .. sprayed the awkward disease.
well that's a fail. because Lexie sprayed the awkward disease on Dylan.
so you're kind of attached to Lexie in some scientific way.
and your comment wasn't long. i have the long-comment-flu. and i shall sneeze. so you
can get it. also, you'll have to stick on someone's page for ten minutes. gosh that's annoying.
so you're gonna help me?:D
well okay. i was using that as an excuse. and you fell for it. RIGHT?right
*sigh*
you see that moon up there? yeah. i'm memoruzing a cheesy poem about it.
i despise the moon for showing up. -.-
psh. annoying mother fu.cker.
we shall make an eating competition.
well. it's awkward hiw guys dont know how much girls eat. but since it's Witty, I'll allow it c;
i shall go, "NOM NOM NOM."
and you're like, "cant.eat.must.throw.up."
AND BOOOMMM .
-pukes on my turtle-
if that happened. the turtle will kill you.
why? because he's pussed these days.
he cant find a condom his size. and that, my friend. is annoying.
HI CONNOR :3
of course witty's gonna change your
words .
except this ^
jello?
wait. why should you be? o.o
anywhooo. okay. why the
am i a:
1) bi.tch
2)
3) fu.cker
? -.-
SWEAR COMPETITION.
dude. idk.
wait. uhhh.
*GOOGLES*
-a minute-
dude, the swears on google are mean.
like a rooster.
roosters are mean. waitwhut?
I hate no-swearing witty +.-
i hate that wooooord.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK. or i'll strangke yo-
holy fu.cking .t he got shot.
YYSYYYYEESSSS.
..my life is complete..
YOU FU.CKING DESERVE THT. DIE YOU DIEEEEEE.
guy: *lives*
FML.
:33
wait. commercial. what the happened with Drew.
i hope he dies too c;
okay. i'm done here.
I LOVE YOU.
LIKE. MARRY ME, TURTLE?;D
LMFAOOOO.
this is awkward.
i was talking with Jimmy the turtle.
he's giggling c;
his actions are sexy. oh look. i scared him.
now he's in his shell.
burried.
FINE. i'm gonna bring a tiny fork.
GET OUT. DON'T LEAVE MEEEHHH..
anywhoooo. hello c: i see that you're becoming to a very influential citizen.
wait what?
what i meant is.. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
or i can talk to myself.
but with a companion .. it would be better c:
soo yeah c:
and GET WELL SOON :33
or you're gonna die. maybe. i.wish.
what am i saying. dont dieeeee.
okay? wait. it's just a flu.
but. sometimes. they kill. no. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
anyhew. hi cc:
..nesquik.
i still drink that c:
it's chocolateliscouis.
that's not a word but what the hell c:
indeed so. that' caus i am muchh more fun. and wait. i'm bragging. well that's not good.
anyhew. you've gotta buddy now. luuucky basard. c;
whaaaa. okay. i didn't mean that. next time i saysomething insulting. punch me c:
i wanna be that goodie felllla :33
after school?
dude. that's freaky.
but still great c:
i asked you how your day was before.
so..
i'll just grow up and answer.
wait. ^ a punch getting through -.-
and itwas gooood c:
tv.sleeping.eating.and talking.
so this was the best day everrrr c:
how was your day?:D
that's better c:
no kidding. it is, no strings attached c:
anyhew. can i hook you upvwith somebody.?:D
okayyy. ? i'll start searchinggg c:
today. i gotta kitty. i was outside thennnn.
a kitty went, "MEOW."
and i was like, "CAN I KEEP ITTTT?"
BOOOOAMM. gotta cat c;
great story. but ima get rid of it soon.
we're not getting along -.-
IT SHOULD THANK ME.
but just kept on "MEOW"ing all the time.
so ima giv it to you. okay?xD
how was youuuur daay?:3
wellat least i thought.
but. no. swhaaaa?
no. you were likee.
ohmygod whyyy?
you were good to him o.o
why did he do that.?
:c
to make up an amazing comment xD
lmfaoo c:
today. i saw the hottttest hooker ever.
me amd my mom saw.
i told her that she's prettyyyy. her reply,
"i just saw her ."
and i LOL'd.
but. but. but. she was wearing black.
like. sexy black.
with openings. her hair is red-brown.
ithinki'minlove.
lmfao. cc:
and that's with my mom.
but with my friends. its likeee,
"WOOAHH AMAZINGGG."
and then they hear us. and we awkwardly walk away being stared at c:
here's my story.
now. a story pwease c:
you take that back c:
psssst. see that guy?
up. yeah. he's funmazing.
funny.amazing.
i would have taken out the dictionary for tht. but too much words.
and words confuse me. they think theyre awesome. heh. nobody uses them anymore.
see what you did to me. you made me talk about that fat dictionary. ugh.
gee, look who's on.
GABE.
now. you shall enyertain me with fabuluous stories. well, i love stories so stfu.
and talk. nnnow c:
that's sketchy dude.
because. i thought i did.
but then.. BOOMMM 74929 comments of that girl. okay i get real jealous.
SHE NO YO' BESTFWAN. I AM.
just lettin ya know :3
okay it's not fair.
you commented three letters.
no. THID CANT BE HAPPENING.
aliens took over youuuu.
that's okay. i can stillsee you suffer c;
muhahahah.
me. nah. just watching a fat dude dance.
really. at the park. he's high. idk maybe?o.O
i just wish he could fall .
and he'll go like a fat &
STARE. STARE AT THE & .
yes. i want him to go like that :3
mind your own buisness people.-.
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i'm back c:
ibwas watching tv.
i prefer tv over you.
hurts, right?
that's what you get for listening to people's opinions. c: anyhew.
hi there ccc:
what's shakin ?:3