BadAssAlice

R.I.P       Michael Jackson               I know he screwed up a bunch, but his music is amazing. He will never be forgotten. We love you!

Hyde, Foreman, Fez, and Kelso are planning to streak whe president Ford visits. This is part of the conversation.


Hyde: Ya. I like it. And we can write "We hate the fuzz" on our ass.
Fez: Well if you hate the fuzz on your ass, then why not just shave it off?

Gotta love That 70's Show!

~Alice

BOY: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

GIRL: Oh really? Because I'd put F and U together


~Alice

A guy walks into class late dressed only in his underwear. The teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The guy replies, "I was on Mayberry Hiil."

The next day, a guy walks into class late in only his underwear, but has his other clothes in his hand. The teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The guy replies, "I'm sorry. I was stuck on Mayberry Hill."

The next day, a girl walks into class late in only her underwear and bra. The teacher says, "Let me guess. You were on Mayberry Hill." The girl replies, "What? I wasn't on Mayberry Hill. I AM Mayberry Hill."


my friend told me this and i collapsed with laughter! but i dont know where she got it!!! 

~Alice

Body: READ TILL THE END.

A girl went to a party and

she ended up staying longer than she

planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid

because it was a small town and she lived

only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm

trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from

harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a

short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she

noticed a man standing at the end as

though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,

asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness

and security wrapped round her, she felt as

though someone was walking with her.

when she reached the end of the alley,

she walked right past the man and arrived

home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed and

raped in the same alley just

twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and

the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to

help this young woman, she decided to go to the

police station

She felt she could recognize the man,

so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been

identified, he immediately broke down and confessed

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery

and asked if there was anything they could do

for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not

attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.

She had two tall men walking on either side of her.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as A GIRL KILLED IN (your city) if you truly
believe in God

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what

"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"

STAND UP FOR HIM

51% won't repost this

Love is like a rollercoaster.
It has its ups and downs
When it goes up
You get butterflies
But when it goes down
Your stomach drops
But when you get off the ride
You just want to do it over and over again




~Alice

All credit to me. Copying my work is illegal. I wrote this, so please dont copy. its not that good, but still dont copy.

If One Day You Feel Like Crying.
Call Me.
I Dont Promise That I Will Make You Laugh But I Can Cry With You.
If One Day You Want To Run Away Dont Be Afraid To Call Me.
I Dont Promise To Ask You To Stop. But I Can Run With You.
If One Day You Dont Want To Listen To Anyone.
Call Me.
I Promise To Be There For You But I Also Promise To Remain Quiet.
But One Day If You Call
And There Is No Answer.
Come Fast To See Me.
Maybe I Need You.





~Alice

When will you ever stop 2 think...
*why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
*if a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
*why dont penguins ever get frostbite?
*why do they call a pear a pear if there is only 1?
*why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
*when I erase a word with a pencil where dose it go?
*why are hippos fat?
*why is a number 2 pencil #2?
*why dont sheep shrink in the rain?
*why am I reading this?

This is what you do in your spare time?
YOUR A RETARD!!!!!☮♥☺


~Alice

The truth will set you free,
But first it will piss you off


I read this in a book and fell in love with it!

~Alice