Hi, My name is Brian. I have bad luck. yep. Click that follow button, yo.
Gets a nosebleed in class, sneezes.
Kills Kony. Arrested for murder.
Goes to Hooters. Male waiter.
Hangs out with Charlie Sheen. Loses. Bad Luck Brian BBad luck dfhndjuhgdauihurjkgrjnj
Seduced by teacher. Homeschooled. Bad Luck Brian
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