SO TODAY AT PHYSICS CLASS
SOME KID WAS TALKING ALL THE TIME AND THIS ACTUALLY
TEACHER: If you don't shut up, I'm going to beat you.
TEACHER: One of your friends is going to hold your legs and one
KID: Yeah, and you're going to hold something else, right?
TEACHER: Yes, but please let me know if I need tweezers or maybe
a microscope, OK?
KID: Omg, that was low!!!