BamItzJustMee

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Today at physics that kid was talking and our teacher asked him what's wrong and he said that his friend hit him in the b.a.l.l.s. And then the teacher said it's impossible anyways, because he doesn't have them.
SHE MADE MY DAY.
 







Me during this summer: I've got that summertime, summertime sadness.
 

So today me and my sister were listening to Union J's song Carry You and she thought it was Marry You. 
I'm still laughing.
I hate people.


So what kind of a birthday party should i have?

Today we were working in our workbooks and this actually happened...

BIG HEAD KID:  I answered to all the questions.
TEACHER: I hope you're not overwriting it from the book with answers.
KID: No, I would never do anything like this, actually I don't even have the book with answers.
TEACHER: That's nice. Are you sure that you did everything you needed to do?
KID: Yeah, sure. You can check it.
KID: -Waves with a workbook-
KID: -The book with answers falls on the floor-
TEACHER: You disappointed me. I'm giving you extra homework.
CLASS: Hahahahahahaahahahah....
KID: That's not even mine if you want to know.




TRUE STORY



 



 
Whoever said that my quote isn't in Top quotes, probably didn't check page 785214 in Top quotes.
SO TODAY AT PHYSICS CLASS SOME KID WAS TALKING ALL THE TIME AND THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...


TEACHER: If you don't shut up, I'm going to beat you.
KID: How?
TEACHER: One of your friends is going to hold your legs and one your arms.
KID: Yeah, and you're going to hold something else, right? Hahahah.
TEACHER: Yes, but please let me know if I need tweezers or maybe a microscope, OK?
CLASS: Hahahahahahah...
KID: Omg, that was low!!!






So today at math class we were calculating circumference of a circle
and our math teacher told us, that even ancient Romans, 2000 years before Christ
knew how to do that.

Romans? 2000 years BEFORE Christ?!




I'm just wondering, how did she become a teacher, if she failed History...

 







I think that one day all Wittians should get together
and do the Harlem Shake Video.

BEST.VIDEO.EVER.




 

 

 

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my power is my vision!