Bamford

Tell  me, what  makes  you
So Special?
I like to think that it's my
Perky Nipples
-Dean Winchester to a police officer-

You think you're being funny but you're being
really  really  childish
S a m  W i n c h e s t e r
w e a r s     m a k e - u p
S a m  W i n c h e s t e r
cries       his       way       through       s*x
S a m  W i n c h e s t e r
k e e p s  a  r u l e r  b y  his bed
and every morning when he wakes up
Okay enough!
 

Eat Me
OH NO WAIT WAIT WAIT
You     actually
Might

 

He killed 80 people in two days-

HE'S ADOPTED!

'Actually', Jace said, ' I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that is uniquely my own.'

-The Mortal Instruments-

 ' I don't want to be a man,'   said Jace. 
'I want to be a angst ridden teenager
who can't confront his own
inner demons and takes
it out verbally on
other people
instead.'

'Well,' said Luke, 'You're doing a fantastic job.'

-The Mortal Instruments-

“I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.”

 “I'm always so glad I have no idea what you're vacantly chatting about,"
   said Jace. It fills me with a sense of peace and well-being.”

-The Mortal Instruments-

That moment when you finish a book,  look around,  and realize that everyone is just carrying on
with their lives as though you didn't just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.

???: Luke is hot
Me: Brooks or hemmings

???: The one with the lip ring
Me: They both have lip rings

???: The australian one
Me: is this a f/cking joke