Bananana2397

Status: <<< im the one on the right :)
Joined: December 17, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: July 23
user id: 251619
Location: La La Land :D
Gender: F
HEY yall!! my name is Hannah :) im 15 years YOUNG and i blow out the candles on july 23! im very crazy and outgoing but i can be really shy! God my friends and family meaneverything to me :)
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(+) Scotty Mccreery <333.One Direction <33.HunterHayes<333.friends.family.God. chocolate.music.Countrymusic<33333.food.
cookies.the smell of a new car. smell of brownies in the oven. cheerleading. TOMS. UGGS.THE NORTH FACE.Boiled peanuts.
(-).bullying.bullies.Rap.BOBS.onions. peanutbutter.peanuts.nuts.cheese. 

 
 
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Bananana2397's Favorite Quotes


Does anyone remember the old witty?

Not the really old witty, just a few years ago..

When top quotes got 1,000+ faves?
When we didn't get so p/ssed at each other?
When opinions and vents were allowed?
When quotes didnt have to be funny to get some faves?

Well, I do. Sigh.






 

There are two types of crushes:


1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
know you better”

 

2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me


There is no in between


Me : i won't get jealous
Me : who the hell is that wh0re?
On the outside I'm all excited for Finding Dory to come out
But deep down I'm terrified that it's going to turn out like Mean Girls 2.

Unfollowers?


Me: *does the cup song*
Me: you're gonna miss me when i'm gone
This quote does not exist.

 do you ever get so annoyed
at everything


that you start to get mad at even little things
like a spoon clinking against a bowl
or sounds of people talking?

 


let us have a moment of silence

for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
 

So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get
how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so





          Last night I was babysitting a 4 year old
          Boy: Charlie I can't sleep.
          Me: Why not?
          Boy: There are monsters under my bed and they're gonna eat me.
          Me: No they aren't.  Monsters only eat scared kids.
          Boy: *gasp*
          Me: What.  You aren't scared are you?
          Boy: *nods head*
          Me: Well just don't be scared.  Be strong and know that you can fight the monster.
          Boy: But then he'll eat me.
          Me: But if you aren't scared, he can't eat you.


He fell asleep in 5 minutes