BandG33k

Status: asdfghjkl;
Joined: December 26, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 343489
Location: Illinois
Gender: F



 Its okay, not to be okay.”
 
Im alexis, & this is my witty.
My life is pretty boring, but I guess ill try to sum it up to the best of my abilities. I’m 14, and live in the boring ole USA. I believe that god put me on this earth, to serve a purpose. I don’t really have anyone I can trust, but that’s why I vent to witty. I do have friends, so im not a complete loser. My bestfriend name is Sierra. Music is my life <33 
 
                                                           (+) movies, coldplay, the fray, the perks of being a wallflower, twilight, music, 80’s music, country, hip hop, family, Kristen stewart, emma stone, connor franta, youtube, bestfriends, talking, giving advice, summer, swimming, basketball, reading, writing, sun, imagine dragons, drake, trevor moran, animals, food, tall people, all things internet, TUMMBLR/ 
                                                           (-) people who think they’re perfect, people who talk really loud, silence, fake people.
Well, I love making friends, and meeting new people, so maybe leave a comment and we can talk?


click here for my tumblr. 






 

BandG33k's Favorite Quotes







Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE







 
Face it.
If you are not first you are
last.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally.
Let's all take a moment of silence for the beloved website of Stardoll 
Because literally half of the Witty population came here because of Stardoll, and then ditched it a few months later for Witty.


How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a pan down the stairs and sees what
noise it makes. Ping Ting Dong



Me: Okay, time to clean my room.
 - 5 minutes into cleaning -
Me: OH MY GOD LOOK
Me: IT'S THAT THING I LOST 3 YEARS AGO
Me: THIS IS LIKE THE MOST AMAZING DISCOVERY EVER
- 1 hour later -
Mom: Have you finished cleaning your room yet?
Me: What



If I was a werewolf, I'd call myself a "dog person" and
cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me


Oh I offended you with my opinion?
You should hear the ones
I keep to mysel
f.



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WHEN YOU'RE
WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING



 

 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!




Home is where :
I can sit on the toilet for however long i desire
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