Barbieeface

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Joined: January 21, 2011
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Quotes by Barbieeface

I look for a man with a V.C.R... Very. Cute. Rear.
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
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Poof! Be Gone!




Your Breath Is Too Strong!





Poof! Come Back!





I Found A Tic-tac!

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*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*
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Are you a cop?
I swear there's no blood in my alchohol 'occifer!
Would you like a doughnut?????
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I'm funny,
you're funny looking.
So, we have something in common.
But I still don't like you.
So go away.

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I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
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God made men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.......
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I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
"I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye..
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It takes a minute to
have a crush on someone,
and hour to like someone,
a day to love someone,
but it can take a lifetime
to forget someone.

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