Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 3 weeks
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Gender: M
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
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Quotes by Baseballisme

Woah this site's still alive--Any of my old followers still active?
You haven't seen a women overreact until you tell her she's overreacting.
Whenever I actually get on my Witty anymore all I do is read through the "top ever" quotes because that's the old Witty. The Witty I miss. The One Direction fights the Nutella quotes, and the awkward potato comments. 
Mom two hours ago: We'll only be staying for a couple minutes.
Real self control is not eating your food until the movie starts. 
Reading text messages from your friends and knowing exactly how they would say it. 
Of course you're allowed to have other friends, you just have to like me more.
Dear life,
When I said, "can my day get any worse," it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
When you meet an old friend and promise to hang out soon, it never happens.
I haven't been on in a long time, but I came back today. This place is dead. What happened to quotes getting 500 faves in 20 minutes?