Baseballisme

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Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 324024
Gender: M
Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
 
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Quotes by Baseballisme

Note to terrorist:
If you're gonna hide in a boat, make sure you put it in the water first.
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awfde
You just p!ssed off a lot of people who run faster than you and never give up. Real smaht.

Pray for Boston.
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boston
Taylor Swift: We're breaking up? I guess I'll just make another million bucks.
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bsk
Waitress: would you like a table?
Me: no, carpet for two please.
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nghjj
Who else thinks they have super powers, but just don't know how to activate them yet?
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nkjs
I hate when my mind won't shut up when i'm trying to sleep.
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ads
I left Witty for a while because of the One Direction thing going on. Now with all the gay marriage crap, i'll probably be leaving again. Somebody call me when it's all over. I'd rather read quotes about awkward potatoes and food than gay marriage and One Direction.
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dasf
I feel like the people who hand out flyers are really saying, "Here, throw this away for me."
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funny
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up early in the morning.
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school
One of the best feelings in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
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funny
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