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Baseballisme
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Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
Quotes by Baseballisme
This new background color is depressing.
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The say you should test your fire alarm once a month. I try but it's costing me a fortune in houses.
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My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.
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When I argue with my mom, I always get the last word. It's just that sometimes she can't hear it.
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A disaster is when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jeans fad.
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Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.
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When I said I wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn't mean the one with oncoming traffic.
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I wonder how Police on bikes arrest people... "Alright, get in the basket."
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Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself.
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Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.
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