Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 324024
Gender: M
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
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Quotes by Baseballisme

Just because one man misused his rights, doesn't mean everyone else's rights should be taken away.
Dear Santa, For 2012, I'd like a fat bank account and a slim body. And please don't mix up the two like you did last year.
The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate. 
Please make sure you've got it before you flaunt it.
True friends do not judge each other. They judge other people together.
"You can't trust everything you read on the internet."
--Abraham Lincoln
I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
Lets eat Grandma!
Lets eat, Grandma!
Commas save lives.
*My friend making fun of One Direction*
Him: Hello, I'm Lewis, and I want to give a massive thank you to my fans!
Me: It's Lou--ieee get it right.
I'm not even gonna ask...

See what you Wittians have done to me?

If you buy a large tv, put the box in your neighbors trash, so they get robbed, and not you.
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