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Baseballisme
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Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
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Just because one man misused his rights, doesn't mean everyone else's rights should be taken away.
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Dear Santa, For 2012, I'd like a fat bank account and a slim body. And please don't mix up the two like you did last year.
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The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate.
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Please make sure you've got it before you flaunt it.
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True friends do not judge each other. They judge other people together.
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"You can't trust everything you read on the internet."
--Abraham Lincoln
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I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
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Lets eat Grandma!
Lets eat, Grandma!
Commas save lives.
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*My friend making fun of One Direction*
Him:
Hello, I'm Lewis, and I want to give a massive thank you to my fans!
Me:
It's Lou--ieee get it right.
Him:
Me:
Him:
I'm not even gonna ask...
See what you Wittians have done to me?
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If you buy a large tv, put the box in your neighbors trash, so they get robbed, and not you.
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