Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 324024
Gender: M
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
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Quotes by Baseballisme

I had to work today, in the mall... worst day of my life.
Black Friday = The Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
To my 842 some followers:

Could you go follow my friend Animallovers46? She's having a bad day, it would cheer her up.

The inventor of the treadmill has passed away. Poor guy never really went anywhere.
I try to avoid anything that makes me fat. For example... Scales... Mirrors...
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
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