Baseballisme

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Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 324024
Gender: M
Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
 
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Quotes by Baseballisme

Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk.
My math teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.
I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
Hey guys, one of my Witty friends asked me to post this for her, since her older sister has a Witty, and would be mad at her for posting it...

Guys, please help me!
My sister (who's only 9) has been getting in a ton of fights with my mom lately. Tonight she ran to her room, and just screamed for about 10 minutes. Then she came out and yelled, "I'll just kill myself, you'll all be better off!" I'm so worried and scared, I just don't know what to do?

Please help me?
My chief contribution to society is being "The Worst Case Scenario."
The onions aren't making me cry. It's just being in the kitchen in general.
I've gotta stop saying "How stupid can you be?". Too many people are taking it as a challenge.
Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking.
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