Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 324024
Gender: M
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
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Older siblings... the only people who will pick on you for entertainment, and beat up anyone else who tries. 
Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: Why would you give a silly answer like that?
Student: You said it was H to O!
An Elite group for Wittians?
Do you know how stupid that is?
There are some amazing people on here, who have amazing quotes, and don't have over 500 followers.
Why do you want to separate Witty even more? Witty isn't all about followers, and favs, it's a place where we can all come to get a laugh, vent, talk to others.
Even though I have 500+ followers, I won't be joining.
Who's with me?
I remember to many small details about people. Sometimes I have to act dumb so I don't freak them out.
If you are trying to insult me, you are going to have to use smaller words.
Question #35:

I have gotten my heart borken a lot by guys, for all the same reason. They say I'm being clingy. Now I thought I wasn't being "clingy" with my past relationship but he claimed I was. What is being clingy? Because I obviously don't know what it means. 

Clingy is constantly texting them, always asking them what they're doing, or where they're going. Guys like to have their space, and be able to hang out with their friends without feeling gulty. Also, it could be he just didn't want to hang out anymore, and that's his fall back excuse.

Question #34:

My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 2 years. Monday we got in a fight and we haven't talked since, is it over?

If you had just started dating a week ago, I would say it was over. But two years is a long time to be in a relationship. If you don't want it to be over, don't let it be over. You've both had some time to calm down, so try talking to him. Tell him you're sorry. If you want your relationship to work, sometimes you just need to agree to disagree.

God didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come pretty close.


Friend: How old is your dad. 
Me: He is as old as I am.
Friend: How is it possible?
Me: Because he became a dad only after I was born.


Teacher: What happened in 1809?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1819?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.