Baseballisme

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Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 324024
Gender: M
Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
 
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Baseballisme's Favorite Quotes

You just p!ssed off a lot of people who run faster than you and never give up. Real smaht.

Pray for Boston.
Note to terrorist:
If you're gonna hide in a boat, make sure you put it in the water first.


It's rainy and cold outside.
My plans on a Friday night?
Order a pizza, drink hot cocoa,
and get in warm pajamas 
to watch Titanic.

 
You never truly know how
out of shape you are
until you try walking up-hill.







Mom: What does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Me: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister













          There's a new student at my school from Mexico
          Girl: CHARLIE IS IT SNOW THIS WEEKEND?
          Me: I'm not sure.  I didn't check the weather.
          Girl: I DON'T WANT SNOW
          Me: Why not?
          Girl: I NEVER SAW SNOW BEFORE AND IT IS LOOK SCARY







i hate how sometimes i have to say “my stomach hurts” or “my head hurts” when someone asks me to do something that i can’t do instead of being honest and saying “i have no energy” or “i’m really upset and i can’t bring myself to perform simple tasks” or “im emotionally exhausted” because physical pain is taken more seriously than mental pain, even though sometimes mental pain is ten times as bad

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Growing older

 is no excuse for 

Growing up.






                enjoy your youth.
                                                                                                      YOU'RE AS YOUNG AS YOU'LL EVER BE
                                                                  AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
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I want to play twister with someone really hot. 
"Oops! I fell and touched your whole body."
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