Baseballisme

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Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 324024
Gender: M
Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
 
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I hate when you're so excited

for something but then it ends

up not happening.



*When people die or get hurt in films*
Me: Oh well

*When an animal gets hurt or dies in films*
Me: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN A FILM?! YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE. *Cries for like 10 minutes*
One minute you're nice, then you automatically shut me off. Can I still even consider you my friend??


YAY, ME!
Please tell me you read that in London Tipton's voice.
This quote is dedicated
To all the students
Who have forgotten
Their headphones at home
Or has had their ipod die during school
I'm proud of you for getting through the day
I know it's not easy
wanna hear some cute facts!!!!

The voices of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.
Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile.
Cows have best friends.
The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of star dust.




why doesn’t someone invent a clear

toaster so you can see how toasted

your toast is while it’s toasting






i say “excuse me” but what i really mean is
“why the hell are you and your friends standing in the
middle of the hallway blocking everyone”


 




nine year olds now worry about iphones and makeup
when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna
pick jake or jessie on hannah montana 





I've been thinking about coming back to witty...
What do you guys think?


 
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