Baseballisme

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Joined: August 10, 2012
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user id: 324024
Gender: M
Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
 
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Baseballisme's Favorite Quotes


McDonalds does actually serve breakfast after 10:30 if you bring a gun.

 
me on my wedding day: You still like me right?
 
"Don't lable me! I'm not a soup can!"


*FIVE MINUTES LATER*


"LOL NERD STATUS! I'M WEARING MY GLASSES!!! ROTFL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"



this is the reason I am no longer friends with her.


do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something
so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
every other sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: aw sh.t we lost
every boston sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: yo chill the fck out we got this
What a fire alarm means:
In most familes:
There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!
Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you.
Me: Then what's the bell for? 


One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus

if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got
What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
A pastatute.
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