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Baseballisme
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Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
Baseballisme's Favorite Quotes
McDonalds does actually serve breakfast after 10:30 if you bring a gun.
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Ninja918
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me on my wedding day:
You still like me right?
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dreamer*
lol
"Don't lable me! I'm not a soup can!"
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
"LOL NERD STATUS! I'M WEARING MY GLASSES!!! ROTFL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
this is the reason I am no longer friends with her.
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capsized*
exbestfriend
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something
so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
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happiest*
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every other sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left:
aw sh.t we lost
every boston sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left:
yo chill the fck out we got this
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Hale_Storm18
sports
What a fire alarm means:
In most familes:
There's
a fire.
In my family:
Dinner's ready!
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
fire
Teacher
: The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you.
Me
: Then what's the bell for?
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ChocoTaco
school
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am
seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus
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school
if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got
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