BeAuTiFuL_EyEs

Alarm Clock:
Because every morning should begin with a
heart attack

"Mom I can't find it"
"If I go up there and find it your dead"
"Found It"
 

everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh

reading a text half asleep is like looking into the sun

Group Project:
One person does all the work, everyone takes credit

His hair
  His eyes
     His  voice
     His smile

Boy: Does he make you laugh like I did?
Girl: He doesn't make me cry like you did.
 

That embarrassing moment
 when someone rejects your high five

If people  winked in real life as much as they do in texts the  world would be an extremely  creepy place