BeWildered
Joined: September 30, 2011
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user id: 222498
Location: Ohio
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Him: Whoa. I just realized that if I hide in a corn stalk
Him: I just realized that if I hide in a corn stalk
Him: And I stare at people
Him: I'd be staling in a Stalk
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: Yeah! Your mind was just ba-lllowwwee-nn (Blown)
*He walked away backwards whispering Blown*
Heres what happened:
Me: Hello Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle.
Him: Do you know anything about the Chamber of secrets?
Me: Yes
Him: Can you tell me?
Me: No, but I can show you.
He then walked out of the room while trying to speak Parseltongue.
BEST.MOMENT.OF.MY.LIFE.
Nmf
Friend: Well, you know good things come to those who wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Friend:
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Friend:
Me: IN AZKABAN!
Friend:
Me:
Friend: THAT. That is why you're single.
nmq
Do you guys remember Brandon Cyrus?
Do you remember how he was on witty? Do you remember how we all got him to leave because he jocked quotes and such? Well, he has a facebook page with over 300k likes. Who else is sick of seeing him in their newsfeed when they don't even like his page? It's super annoying. Sorry, it just really annoys me because over 10 of my friends like his page. I don't even understand why people think he's such a great person! He's just..so ...HNFOIJEIFJE! I can't even think of words to describe him. Sorry, had to vent..
Popular girl#1: OMG! I Love One Direction!
Popular girl#2: I know right!? Except Niall, he's ugly.
Popular girl#1: Ugh! I know, why is he even in the group? He's the worst!
Popular girl#1: And have you seen his teeth? Eww! And he eats way too much!
Me(To myself): I've heard enough!
Me: LISTEN HERE! NIALL IS GORGEOUS! HE IS A GREAT GREAT SINGER!
Me: HIS TEETH ARE FINE! I LOVE HIS BRACES! HE IS WONDERFUL!
Me: THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY TALENTED!
Me: IF YOU WERE A TRUE FAN YO WOULD LOVE THEM ALL!
Me: DIRECTIONATERS! DIRECTIONATERS! DIRECTIONATERS!
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Police Officer: *sigh* So, you just found these two girls, lying on the ground, with "I <3 Niall, now "written on their shirts in carrot juice, in this abandoned alley... ?
Me: Um..yea..thats basically what happened....
Dear Drake Bell and Josh Peck
,
Thank you for giving me an
amazing childhood.
-
OneDirection
Tell them that floating is mainstream
sorry if this offends anyone.
Omegle
Talk to Strangers!
You're now
chatting with a random stranger on omegle
Stranger: hot pocket!
You: *Takes your
hotpocket*
You: Whahaha no hot pocket for you!
Stranger: lol thats
fantastic!!
You: Sorry I gave your
hotpocket to my unicorn Bill
Stranger: thats okay. bill
probably wanted it more than i did
You: Probably. Whoa Did you
see that!?
Stranger: see whatttt?
You: Bill is flying over the
moon! The hot pocket gave him...Powers!
You: *Throws more hot
pockets at Bill*
Stranger:
this.is.AMAZING!
You: Oh No! He's flying into
the Evil Queens lair! No Bill! Don't go to the Cotton Candy
house! It's a trap!
Stranger: they will steal
your kidneyssss! dont go there Bill
You: Noooo, BBBBBIIIILLLLL!
You need your kidneys! AAAHHHHH!
Stranger: hahahaha. so then.
what are you up to?
You: I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY
STUPID UNICORN FROM GOING INTO A EVIL QUEENS ;AIR AND LOSING HIS
KIDNEYS!
Your
conversational partner has disconnected.
I Feel like a Troll, haha
I Prefer to cry
alone.
Pride?
No.
I just want to avoid
the trial of people who don't know the reason for the
tears.
- Demi
Lovato