Welcome to my wittyprofile(:
I'm Becca, 14! My birthday is March 15th ♥
I live in the U.S.A.(:
Single ;D
Looking for a witty sister. ♥
&&I guess if you want to know more you'll just have to ask(:
Thanks love ♥
Eli 22b? Go check him out ♥
That's my witty best friend(:
Ahill1? You should check him out too(:
Witty brother ♥
) Guy best friend (dressed as a girl)
My absolute best friend ♥ Bailey... *I call her boo* (:
i think i've finally found someone as socially awkward as i
am
me: brb i need to have a shower
him: okay have fun
him: wait
him: no that made me sound so creepy i'm sorry
him: i just meant enjoy yoursel- jesus christ.
him: omg i'm rambling and creepy i'm so sorry i'll
just light myself on fire or somethingi
if i ever get
married i am gonna betoo embarrassed
to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my
parents,so we will
probably just high five or
something
Girl:
"Am I pretty?" Boy: "No." Girl: "Do you want to be with me
forever?" Boy: "No." Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked
away?" Boy: "No." Girl : "Would you cry if I died?" Boy: "No." She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with
tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with
your best friend."
Apparently
my little seven year old cousin made a club
at school called the
“no friends club” and basically everyone who
doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy sh.t hes going to
be
the next leader of the free world