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“That Santa Claus outfit smelled like a chain-smoking goat.” — Sugar Bear

“The worst part about Christmas in July is that it’s hot. And it’s in July.” — Sugar Bear

“When June sat on my lap, she didn’t really ask for nothing, but I couldn’t feel my feet.” — Sugar Bear

“I want her out cause she’s hurting my biscuit.” — Chickadee referring to her unborn child as she’s presumably in labor

“I’m not ready for Kaitlynn to come. Gonna smell like poop.” — Honey Boo Boo on her unborn niece

“When my belly hurts it’s usually because of gas or too many chicken nuggets. — Honey Boo Boo

“Spray tan is like poop in a can.” — Honey Boo Boo

“When I saw June in that blonde wig, it made me a little frisky. It kinda made me want to jump some bones.” — Sugar Bear after June tried on a wig at Shh! It’s a Wig

“Being voluptuous, heat and me don’t mix with my body. It never has. It don’t mix with my digestive system very well. Cause that’s why I don’t eat.”  *burp* — Mama

“I want the barbecue. And then I want the chicken. And then I want the ribs.” — Honey Boo Boo, ordering at the sit-down restaurant

“Don’t tell nobody, but all of Pumpkin’s clothes come from the dumpster.” — Honey Boo Boo

“A baby does not come out of your butt. It comes out of your biscuit.” — Pumpkin

“A woman will ew on herself before she has a baby. Then her hemorrhoids come out.” — Mama

“Birthin babies are disgusting.” — Honey Boo Boo
 

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