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If I didn't have a best friend...I would be lost without her.


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That mini heart-attack you get when your chair tips back too far and your just like


WOAH, WOAH, WOAH...guys I just can't handle all these notifications...

I was so busy counting the people who liked me that i looked past the one who loved me
<3 Christian 

90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love <3
If you repost this, you will receive good news tonight...if you don't, your worst week starts now!

Apparently "ninja mode" isn't a plausible excuse for not being seen at school today


That awkward moment when you realize your wrong during an argument...

No matter how many times you say "Okay"...your parents will not stop talking.
Me: What would you do if I had Anorexia?
Friend: I would help you(takes milk carton and slowly reads of letters) MMMM...IIIII...LLLLL...KK-
(long pause)
Friend: You don't have it do you?
Me: Oh no just wondering...

Sometimes I forget I'm over him but all those times in school where I had to ask my friend what the teacher told us to do...I was really thinking about  him...


How to Annoy Random People in an Elevator:
1. Stand next to someone and occasionally sniff them.
2. Drop a pen in front of yourself and when someone goes to pick it up scream "HEY, THAT'S MINE!"
3. Crack open your briefcase/suitcase and whisper "Got enough air in there?"
4. Press a bunch of random floors and loudly hum the Indiana Jones theme song as you go up.
5. As soon as the doors close clutch your chest and say "I AM TERRIBLY ALLERGIC TO SMALL SPACES!"
6. Take out  bag of Cheerios and offer whoever walks in some "donut seeds"
7. Sit in the corner rocking back and forth staring at the floor and when someone asks you what's wrong scream "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
8. Set a desk in front of the elevator and ask whoever walks by "Are you here for the interview?"