BiitchPlease_

Status: I can't trust anyone..
Joined: July 27, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 21
user id: 367457
Gender: F
 
You're just wasted thinking about the past again.
Hey.
I be Kristen, 16 years old and I feel old now. Nutella is sexy.
Kbye <3

BiitchPlease_'s Favorite Quotes

Me: *Sings* Oh mama mama I just shot a man down
Mum: *Walks in* Omg, are you okay? :(
Me: In Central Station 
Mum: Oh my. Have you reported yourself to the police? :(
Me: *Takes of headphone* Oh. Hey mom. :)
Mum: Huh?

I either don't care at all or I care too much
There's no in between.

Before you assume, learn. Before you hurt, feel. 
Before you jugde, understand. Before you say, THINK.  






*you're
                                                                                         




WHEN A QUOTE IS SO GOOD
that you fave it before even finishing reading it.



 

What if I bought a cactus and carried it
around
and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus
 here is a list of some of the worst things ever:
- getting your period on your birthday
- getting your period at christmas
- getting your period at the start of the summer break
- getting your period when you've got something planned
- getting your period on weekends
- getting your period


I really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic 

 






THE SEXUAL NOISES


he makes when stretching. ♥

 

today my friend introduced me to her boyfriend for the first time and she literally said, "this is Lizzy, she's the actual cutest person i've ever met. i mean look at her!!!" and his FACE he was so indignant like "um excuse me i'm the cutest what are you talking about you're meant to love me the most." and i laughed a lot.