Bisma

Status: sup bro
Joined: October 20, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 335373
Gender: F

Quotes by Bisma

Things I'm Scared Of:
- ordering food in a restaurant.
- walking down a busy street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating infront of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd with a lot of people you dont know

yea, the future looks bright for me

 
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hover over the witty logo. 
omg ive been entertaining myself for a while now.
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Dear Steve,
i love the new witty layout.
i was just experimenting with the 'random format' 
haha, i love it xD
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Don't highlight this quote:


Wow someone can't follow instructions.
Fav if you actually highlighted this

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most people: lazy sunday
me: lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday

 
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                            Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
                            Child: .....


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Me: *eats a snack while making a snack*
 
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Me: mum can i go to a sleepover?
Mum: Okay you can go to a sleepover, but call me every 5 minute to make sure you're alive

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I love it when people don't get my sarcasm.


 
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you cant say "awesome" and sound cool.
unless you're american. 
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