Student: Are you
english, Sir?
Teacher: No, I'm scottish.
Student: So you ain't english then?
Teacher: No, I'm british.
Student: So you ain't english then?
Teacher: No, I am not. But as you can see, I do
speak english.
Student: But I can't understand what
you're saying Sir.
Teacher: Well, clearly you can.
Student: Sorry, are you talking scottish now?
Teacher: No, I'm talking english.