Calibri (Body) *

yea i did change my profile pic and thE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH

now let's see how many years it'll take before i change it again

you deleted a comment?

i was just saying how i was freaking out about school work (art basically), i only commented because u were online but then you went offline and i was lyk, cant be bothered to wait for a reply so i deleted it

I don't remember what happened to RAB in the end

sorry what?

did regulus arcturus black die?

did you find out whether or not Regulus died?

I GOT A HARRY POTTER SHIRT TODAY

wow that's cool, i am feeling particularly hungry now so i can't bring myself to be jealous but what does it look like? I wish i had one...sigh

interesting video tbh, just ignore the fact its russell brand lol
http://youtu.be/VqsFp0J22Hc?t=11m24s

i'm sure it is, but unless you have a transcript, i have no patience to watch an eleven minute video
or you could just tell me what it's about
doing anything interesting lately? have u done any mock revision? are your holidays as boring as mine?
of course i'm currently working on a phd to do with deoxyribonucleic acid. I would give you more information but alas, your puny brain would not comprehend. I have nearly finished the final report and will be travelling to Yale university coming Thursday to deliver a presentation to over 62 professors from all around the world who specialise in these genetic encoding molecules.

congrats on 90 followers
BASICALLY MY PHONE BROKE 3 DAYS AGO (you know the rubbish nokia one) BUT THEN MY DAD WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD AND HE BOUGHT ME AN I PHONE AHGGDFFD I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR 4 YEARS
yeah but apart from that my holidays have been pretty boring too, i can't believe mr swanston gave us an essay to write during half term -_-
my puny brain?? my? yeah right, you didn't even know what deoxyribonucleic acid was until I told you
You may boast and brag all you want dear, but in the end the greater man is the humble one. Just to remind you, I am qualified in multiple fields and recently I completed my course specialising in radiology, I'm finalising my plans for Turkey as we speak. Pretty soon I will be too intelligent to even talk to you. Ugh.

I didn't know you wanted an iphone for 4 years? Congrats on fulfilling your life ambition

thank you, i am feeling quite accomplished
ermmmmaaaghaaad an IPHONE, i bet you're feeling like a white girl, just joking, but your rubbish nokia was not rubbish because that's just an insult to my brick like blackberry. How did you break your phone anyway? Fry it in a pan? And what iphone is it? 4? 5? 6?
crap, completely forgot about that essay
Infact I did know what it was but with so much information and knowledge cluttering my convoluted mind, sometimes I forget what DNA stands for. I am not braaging or boasting, simply retelling a part of my life, is it not acceptable for a highly unparalleled girl to feel proud of her accolades? A phd subjugates any ol' course any day so i don't know why you're so proud.
You are not worthy of knowledge for intelligence renders you dumb, you can't handle the power unlike myself. silly girl.
Anyway my obsessive defining of words i don't understand has continued to expand my vocabulary.
p.s. yer a wizard harry should be yer a wizard Harry. Always capitalize a name, and you call yourself bright...

yes i'd wanted it for 4 years ever since I passed the 11+, but I'm glad I didn't get it then because I probably would have broken it
10 away from 100 now
I KNOW, ohemgee, i do feel like a white girl, - sorry to insult your blackberry, i'm sure its amazing :)
I broke it by taking out the battery and washing it, then I fried it- jk jk one morning i woke up and it wouldn't turn on- well, it turned on for a second and then switched off again, then I thought, hmm, no worries, its probably out of charge, so i charged it, then tried again but it STILL wouldnt work, so- long story short its dead basically. I've had it for 1 and a half years so I had grown quite attached to it, but i'm over it now heeeeeeeeee- its an iPhone 4 (there was a really cheap offer for it)
You disgust me with your ostentatious attitude. You think so highly of yourself when in reality you are as intelligent as the dirt on my shoe. You are simply another vacuous teenager with futile and irrelevant ambitions- only wishing to benefit yourself and yourself only. When will you realise how foolish you are and that you know nothing of the world around you. You have merely a drop of knowledge whilst I have the whole ocean.
I said MULTIPLE courses and you forget I have a Phd in Biblical Hebrew and mathematics as well as having won another oscar today
P.S you spelt bragging wrong.

yeah woop woop, it only took me over two years
no it's not, i lost the charger so it's forever dead and honestly i can't be bothered. Seriously, i feel so out of touch with today's generation. I seriously tried to listen to music today and catch up with everything i seem to miss but i got bored. I literally got bored after 15 seconds and thought forget this.
And i tried to make a twitter account ages ago but i could not work it out, at all. And tumblr was also boring to me, and i deleted my pinterest because again that was boring too and i don't like watching youtubers because again they bore me...sigh....i need help
Your cognizance for true talent is limited, you live in your own bubble under the impression that you are some noteworthy character. To be honest, you remind me of Gilderoy Lockhart, a fabricator no less. I am not in any way selfish or uncharitable, I tutor children in my spare time unlike you and your uncanny addiction to Biblical Hebrew. While you still dilly dally learning Biblical Hebrew, I have mastered and am fluent in 62 languages , including but not limited to, archaic Japanese, Sanskrit, Umbrian (an extinct italic language and a variety of Scythian languages (a family of Iranian languages) as well as an affinity for translating hieroglyphics ( i work with well renowned archaeologists, discovering new digs in my free time)
So as you can probably tell, while you may be 'the whole ocean' while that in itself is disputable. I am everything in the universe, the galaxies, the stars even the black holes for i have no limit in brain power. I am sagacious, a genius, astute and wise.
p.s. The text was rather small and my glasses had a speck of dirt upon them. Aren't we critical?
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woah i went overboard with that one

lol still, if you think about it 90 people is a lot in real life
oh no! you should buy a new phone and then make a skype because sufia actually replies on there can you believe it?
Don't worry, this generation isnt very exceptional, you're not missing out- which song did you listen to? maybe it was just a bad song lol
but nevertheless its not law for you to enjoy music or anything
at least you like harry potter
Yeah tumblr is getting a bit boring, I only like it because there's a lot of funny stuff on there, and I don't really like iFunny
I'm running out of vocabulary, I'm running on words I learnt for the 11 plus so let's just conclude that you have the largest bank of vocab
My talents are many, you are simply oblivious to them as, again, you wish only to prove yourself. The way in which you describe yourself is laughable, your absurd assumptions that you are everything in the universe is purely farcicle and based on no real understanding whatsoever. It is not only the language that is important- during my lifetime I have visited innumerable places; cities, towns- even to Yanomami village (a place you have probably never heard of) deep in the Amazon, for observing people's lifestyles and cultures is far more commendable than learning from the luxury of your own home.
P.S The text was small? What a lovely excuse.

i give up
i cant think of any more words ok
lets just conclude that I am more knowledgeable, but you know more vocab- ok? :))))

School starts tomorrow so i'm not going to reply to this long message because it actually takes time to think of a fancy reply.
And although I agree I have a larger bank of vocab, lets also agree that we both probably used the thesaurus a couple of times and wikipedia, ( I was not aware that Umbrian and Skythian existed prior to these most enlightening comments) (yes i am a loser)
Yanomami village is a tribe in the amazon rainforest, a group of approximately 35,000 indigenous people
Excuse me I am way more knowledgeable than you are, so yeah.. i'm better at you in everything apart from food technology.
Oh and I listened to a myriad of songs that I cannot remember explicitly,
and yes I shall always love Harry Potter.
I can make a skype on my laptop if I wanted to, and where am I meant to get enough money to buy a new phone, I'm broke remember and in debt.
anyway byyyeee
did you do any mock revisiion btw? I did absolutely nothing, and i'm not hyperbolizing anything either

...but really fun to write

i like your new profile, the background is really cool

thanks man :)

Whats RAB then? A hp reference again?

Regulus Arcturus Black
Remember at the end of the sixth book, when Harry tries to find the locket horcrux but gets a fake one instead with a note that's been signed off with the initials R.A.B??
The hp thing is a like a theme now and I try to make them as ambiguous as possible lol

R.A.B is not ambiguous - its one of the biggest plot points of the deathly hallows

for the true fans, it is not but it obviously is if suffles couldn't get
gosh

tbh im a scam in terms of being a true super duper hp fan

still havent read tuesdays with morrie

i know you're not a super duper fan hence why i said *only* true fans would get it and you didn't so you are therefore not a true fan duh

humpfh

Cool username

wat u still need me tto txt her or naht. leht me knowh plehsse

ur a male?!?! when did this happen

ok i realise the url and title is very inappropriate but im sorry for that oops

it's cool, i mean i dont care

this is u
http://takingnudesinchurch.tumblr.com/post/100510204671/vegetarain-when-you-were-going-to-copy-off-ur#notes

hoo0j is there something ur not telling us

yes unfortunately i am a completely different person and everything u know about me is just a cover
no thats not my tumblr u idiot what kind of person do u think i am

au contraire
i think that is you
worthless piece of dirt

just ignore the url lol

heshteg life probz
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-asda-shopper-place-1-4366167#rlabs=6

Is that how far procrastination has led you? woah but seriously that was a real enlightening video. Although I do agree with Asda that the packaging probably cost the extra 50p or so but seriously if they spent a little less money producing those massive red £1 stickers then perhaps their products would also be cheaper.
I have to say thought that this issue is almost as important as regulating the thickness of cauldrons.

guys you do realize that frankie's birthday is on monday...

i bought the choclate- a celebrations box for 2.50, so i'll give suffles some money on monday
how about chat at 7pm?

ok, do i have to buy a gift bag or are we using the moustaches one

yo yo yo procrastination-o

yo yo yo i ain't done any of my homework
(sorry this is slightly late- i was too busy procrastinating elsewhere to check Witty)

http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/98036801429
this is why i am scared of finding nemo
also do we have to memorise the formulas for surface area and volume in maths?

they've turned up the contrast so the red gums are even redder- bruce isn't really that scary
i acc don't know but i do know that i'm gonna faiiilllll
peace

ok but you can't deny that smile is pretty creepy
i dont know whether we have to memorise them or not- its like a ritual for me to fail every test at the start of the year lol
u say peace a lot

HELP HELP HELP I NEED HELP PLS OMG
SO YOU KNOW FOR ART???!?! WHAT DID WE HAVE TO DO OVER THE SUMMER BC I DID NOTHING AND NOW ITS MONDAY NIGHT AND WE HAVE SCHOOL ON WEDNESDAY MORNING AND HELP HELP HELP PLS
OMG :(
I KNOW WE HAD TO DO A LAPWORTH PAGE?? AND A BARBER INSTITITE ONE?? AND WHAT ELSE PLSSSSSS
DID YOU DO AN ARTIST PAGE FOR ONE OF THE THREE THAT SHE GAVE US
DID YOU DO ANY EXTRA DRAWINGS AND STUFF?
DID YOU DO YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY JOURNAL
AND THE SCULPTURE
AND OH MY GOSH PANICKING HEPLP SDFHSDJFH

OMFG YASH
I CANT EVEN
ASDFGHJKL

I mean hello there my name is Ellie or Lou and we're officially fangirling buddies (no it's not a choice)
OKAY TELL ME FAVE SHIPS WHAT HOUSE DID POTTERMORE SORT YOU IN *fangirl scream*

I can't even

Please reply back to my profile if you can! x

i cant the room, idk my internets being weird

so is mine- i think it's chat. log off then log on then make a new chat room and tell me the password