BlackButterflies

Status: i hate misha collins
Joined: June 10, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 181501
Location: new zealand my homies
Gender: F
                                                                

Quotes by BlackButterflies

hey everyone i have a really important message:
be an organ donor.

i know that most of my quotes are lighthearted or whatever but this is so so so important to me. you don't need your organs after you die!!! you're dead!!! and one person's body can  save/improve up to fifty people's lives.

fifty.

my dad was one of those fifty. he was less than a week away from dying when he got the lungs of a woman who died in a car crash and the lungs mean he can live for at least another three years and he can walk and talk!! i got to go to a massive church service of people who got transplants and people whose loved ones donated organs and it was truly the most moving thing i have ever seen because both sides see each other as heroes and everyone was so f/ucking thankful.

it's just a box to tick. all you have to do is tick the box saying yes i want to be an organ donor for the love of god tick the box you can save so many lives and if you're under 18 tell your parents that you want to because they can make it happen if you die unexpectedly i know that sounds really morbid but this is really important

today i was at the gym and as i walked to the showers i heard loud music coming from a room at the end of the hallway, so i walked over to see what was going on. there, in a darkened room, a middle aged man was alone, peddling furiously on one of the bike machines and passionately mouthing the words to "single ladies".

"write something your parents would be proud of", witty tells me, as i proceed to type out a quote about dylan sprouse's genitals.

you cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.

let's play a game called "watch tumblr and twitter react to Dylan Sprouse's nudes"

"dylan should have just been like nah that was cole"

mr moseby voice: "NO DI/CK PICKS IN MY LOBBY"

"disney: the suite life on di/ck."

"i just saw dylan sprouse's prndl!"

"the suite life of co.ck and cody"

"dylan sprouse puts the D in disney"


 

boy: "lizzy!!! i've been working out so much and i finally have a six pack! feel it! feel it!" *rolls self towards me with shirt pulled up to his neck but ends up falling onto the floor because he's an idiot*

okay so at my gym there's this guy with red hair and he is literally always there but i'd see him and then five minutes later see him with a completely different outfit and hairstyle so i thought he just changed clothes multiple times during his workout or i'd look away from him and then he'd be at the other side of the room like instantly? so i thought he was some kind of teleporting alien with a weird clothing obsession

today i saw him talking to another him
twins.
i thought of a teleporting fashionista alien but i didnt even consider that he might have a twin.

twins.


Y'know, sadly enough, i used to be kinda disappointed when my quotes got 200 - 300 favourites and i'd go through and delete all the ones that got under 500 faves because i was ashamed of my own un-funnyness god damn the times have changed

I DIDNT MEAN
TO DO
THIS FORMAT
 
sO I JUST HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY CLICHED FIRST DATE IN THE WORLD he took me to the movies and paid for the tickets and we did that dumb brushing fingers in the popcorn thing and held hands and then he walked me home while still holding my hand and kissed me in the driveway this is so disgustingly cute ughhgbghghhghgbghg

also i saw this old friend i haven't talked to in a few years and she looked at me and said hi. then she looked at him and her eyes got really big and she kind of gasped and gave me a really enthusiastic thumbs up and mouthed, "well done!!!!!"

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