Stupid Questions # 4 "Did you cut your hair?" Absolutely not! I just dyed the tips invisible.
Stupid Questions # 3 "Are you hurt?" No sir. Running into that chair felt good.
Stupid Questions # 2 "Can I go to the bathroom?" No. It's illegal.
Stupid Questions #1 "Are you asleep?" No. I'm dead.
Love is "evol". Spell it backwards, I'll show 'ya.